Saturday, March 7, 2009

A Catastrophe of Nugget Proportions

It's wonderful little tidbits such as this that make procrastination worthwhile.

In Fort Pierce, Florida, 27 year old Latreasa Goodman phoned 911 a total of three times after being info
rmed that McDonald's was out of chicken McNuggets after placing and paying for her 10-piece order.

She was later quoted as saying to police:
This is an emergency, If I would have known they didn't have McNuggets, I wouldn't have given my money, and now she wants to give me a McDouble, but I don't want one.
She attempte
d to get a full refund, but was informed that all sales were final by the cashier, who according to her 911 call was also the manager. You can listen to the recordings of the first and second 911 calls here and here. She is now facing a misuse of 911 charge.

Are you done laughing yet? Perhaps you are too flabbergasted to laugh?

Is this the extent of North American consumer culture, that it now becomes an emergency worthy of police involvement when we don't receive precisely what we've ordered? It's not as if she was being refused her food, she was simply being offered an alternative, larger portion of food for the same price due to the lack of chicken McNuggets. This is something that happens in various restaurants across the world everyday. For those of you unfamiliar, as I was, the McDouble is the new name for a Double Cheeseburger.

Oh, but that isn't chicken. That's mystery beef. So order a McChicken? No thanks, I'll just call the police instead.

There was a time when I would respond to this type of story with "This could only happen in the United States," but sadly I would be no more surprised to hear of this happening in a McDonald's in my city. The sense of self-entitlement that exists amongst so many people these days, across all generations, never ceases to amaze and disgust me. How any person
could look at this situation and view it as an "emergency" is entirely mind-boggling to me. We don't even need to ask ourselves whether she gave thought to the fact that she would be pulling police officers off of their regular patrol in order to tend to her "crisis", either taking them away from real emergencies or from being able to prevent criminal activity, which is in fact their job. We know she gave no thought other than to her own situation and needs. Three 911 calls tells us that.

McDonald's had this to say about the incident:
Satisfying each and every customer that visits our restaurants is very important to us.
Regarding this isolated incident, we apologize for the inconvenience caused.
In the event that we are unable to fill an order, a customer should be offered the choice of a full refund or alternative menu items. We regret that in this instance, that wasn't the case.
We want to correct our mistake. We will be sending the customer her refund, along with an Arch card for a complimentary meal on us.
We never want to disappoint a McNuggets fan or any McDonald's customer.
Customer satisfaction is our top priority.


Carlos Solorzano
McDonald's Operations Manager Florida Region

Holy Sweet and Sour Sauce Batman! Not only is she now going to get her refund, but she's also going to get a complimentary meal to correct the mix-up that caused her mental anguish. That's just fantastic. Back in the day, McDonald's would have heard this story and
likely just laughed. Now they have to "cover their ass" to prevent a possible civil suit.

My favourite part of all of this is that if she had just given a little more thought to the situation, and directly called the police station rather than 911, she would have still gotten the police involvement she felt was so necessary AND her refund without the misuse of 911 charge.


Isolated incident right? WRONG! In Boynton Beach, Florida, roughly a month earlier Jean Fortune placed a 911 call when the Burger King he had just placed his order with informed him that they did not serve lemonade, with additional complaints that his food was taking too long to cook and that the employee was rude to him. He hadn't paid for anything. Not surprisingly, he was also charged with misuse of 911. You can listen to his 911 call here. This one is great, because unlike Latreasa's calls the 911 operator tells Jean like it is:

The Police are not for customer service complaints. They are not here to respond to your beck and call.

We can only hope that these charges teach Latreasa and Jean the proper function and purpose of 911, and that others will learn from these stories.

People are so consumed with their own rights to live as autonomous individuals that they forget that it's necessary to respect the autonomy of others to maintain order - you cannot do what you will as you will, your actions must be curbed to respect the rights of others. There are no rights without limitations. The sooner people all over the world - of all ages, races, and cultures - learn that, the better.

Does anyone else want McNuggets right now?

**McNugget photo from google image search. Burger King drink image from Flickr by "di+mars".

3 comments:

  1. HA! I'd be pissed if they didn't have mcnuggets.

    but doesn't this conversation usually go like this: "i'd like to order a 10-piece mcnugget meal" and the cashier/manager says "sorry we're all out of mcnuggets"

    to which i would respond with "ok i'll have a chocolate shake then"

    if i already paid and they told me they were out, i'd get the refund. and if they didn't offer me a refund, i'd put up a stink. i'd stand there and wait for my correct order or my money and i'd be loud and clear that i'm nto paying for something i didn't order. eventually McDonalds would call the police. Ta Da! no misuse charge for me. i'd never think of calling 911. i often think it should be publicized more clearly the local police number... but alas, i see why they don't. too many people would complain about the lack of mcnuggets... those poor police officers. like they don't have enough problems in the world

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  2. Never mind McNuggets... I want nothing to do with the kind of society that thinks a fast food meal cock-up is more important to deal with than a little baby struggling for breath, or someone that's been involved in a major car accident.

    This kind of outlook is sadly becoming more and more prevalent. Where did it start? Who's to blame?

    I don't have the answers but I sure would like a shot at the solution...

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  3. To Jac:

    I also love McNuggets, so I would be really sad if they didn't have any...especially since I'd only be ordering them because I REALLY want them.

    I also think it's odd that they wouldn't offer a refund. It doesn't qualify as a final sale if you haven't sold them the requested product. But regardless, not a 911 issue.

    To Danny:

    I couldn't agree with you more. I'd love to have answers, but I don't think anyone will know why this is becoming more prevalent. I'm right up there with you on the solution though.

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